Underway

I haven't posted here in a month or so. Funny how I have nothing to do yet I find my self busy.

Anyways, without getting into my borring borring sick sad life, let's talk about what's coming up!

Now that it's december, I REALLY need to get the Oktober Fest extras out. This includes some Bloopers, and a small interview. Besides that, I'm also planning on making at least 1 (I'll shoot for 2) Animation Horros for this month. Should be interesting. And besides that, i'm also working on my next Analysis, Dragon Ball Z! Heard of it? Meh? Dragon Ball Z Analysis is going to be a MASSIVE project. There are 291 episodes in total, and a whole lot of plot, characters, and ranting to get through. Don't expect anything, but the promo anytime soon.

Besides that, I'm mostly taking a break from Oktober Fest (yes STILL), and having some R&R. Sometime in January, I'll be reviewing a double feature of Tron, and Tron Legacy, under request.

In other news, due to to the SUPERB unpopularity of "For the Record" I decided to just forget about it. Sadly...

Well that's really about it for now. Requests are still open, and I'll also have a "Things I Hate!!" out this month as well. And I'll try to be working on another Top 10 list. I'm thinking Top 10 things I hate about videogames? Or Hate in videogames? Hm, well anyways that's all for now.


~NearNerdyMilesKritic

November

November has come. Spooky isn't it? I haven't ......forget it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RqKJdY1ecQ
final Oktober Fest video.

I have plans for this month. SO yeah, lates.

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Almost Done.

Well, the last two main parts of Oktober Fest are done.

Click for #11
And for #12

In case you want them all in place, check out this video I made to help!
Just Click here! As Usual.

Anyways, that's it for now, Come Monday Oktober Fest will officially be over, however, I have some bonus stuff ready. So Stay tuned.

Almost done-o

Ah, as Oktober comes to a close so does Oktober Fest. And even though no one I know personally watched it, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR THEM, it was still slightly more popular than last years Oktober Fest. Anyways 6 more days left of Oktober. I need 2 more films done by friday, and then the conclusion episode going up on monday. So here are the two latest ones.
Click for #9
And here for #10

Anyways, thanks for watching, and until next time. Arigato

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Larger Than Life

Ignore the title, I'm uncreative.

Anyways, I thought I'd drop in some more Oktober Fest videos.
Click here for #7 and here for #8. I have a few more to go before the end of Oktober, and this is ALOT of work. Thanks for watching..........


~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Oktober Fest (Cont)

What's up nonexistent viewers and readers?

So short entry today, but here's more Oktober Fest 2011: Pixar Movies:
Click for #4 #5 and #6
And in case you've missed a video here is a temp playlist way to watch it.
Just click here.

Anyways, the last real movie should be done the 28th. And the 31st, I'll upload the final video, saying how much fun I had and such, what I expect for the future and finally, A video to link you to any of the videos. So stay tuned nonexistenet people!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Hard Times

I'm so close to graduation, balancing School work, Oktober Fest, and then every other responsibility is VERY HARD WORK. It's stressful, and I'm getting virtually zero support in everything, so it's all me right now. I don't mind, It just makes things more of a challenge. I feel like someone just activated my life to 'Hard Mode'. I guess cheat codes and walkthrough can't help me now.
The Point is, Oktober Fest may not be so consistant as before, but I'll get it done. It's alot of work to narrate, edit, set up, review and upload the videos. It takes maybe 5 hours total, and that's a lot considering what else I have going on. So Ya'll better enjoy.

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

So, I heard you Like Cherry Pie?

I miss pie, hey Pumpkin Pie Season is coming up soon. It's the simple things that make me happy really. Anyways, in case you haven't been up to date with Oktober Fest, a project i've been spending months on, with hard work, time and effort into making, so thanks for watching it.
(Sarcasm self test complete)
Oh good, that's still working. (Claps)
Anyways, here's #3 Click here to watch.

Again, I'm posting these at random. But it seems FOR THE MOST PART (nothing set in stone) the videos will be coming out Monday and then Friday.  These are the days I have the most time. That's all for now.

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Here

Meh, I'm not really shure what else to say. Oktober Fest is here, and you can see the first two entries here 
and here. So, just enjoy, keep an eye out, and happy Oktober Fest!



~NearNerdyMilesKritic

One More Day

I cannot wait until tomarrow, Oktober Fest will begin! I'll try to upload it in the moring, but for shure by 3. I'm going to be posting the videos at random, the next one will be out on Monday, the rest, I dunno when I'll post. Some things to note about the videos, the clips don't really have MUCH to do with the video. It's just something for you to SEE, so it's not just a picture or a black screen. If there's a clip I want to show, i'll mute my voice, and raise the volume for that clip. Simple. Besides that, I want a simple Oktober Fest, and again, come Novemeber I'll try and make a couple of Bonus videos, bloopers and such.

So, here's to the last day of September! I hope there's a rainy Oktober!

Here's Neku. He's awesome.

I Think I Can

Tomarrow is the first day of Fall. Which means several things.

A.No More "Things I Hate" Every friday
B.Oktober Fest is looming in
C.I can wear sweaters again. Awesome.

Besides that, I've been hard at work with Oktober Fest. Right now i'm working on Short Films. As usual, I'm going to try and have the videos short, to the point, but effective. They ARE reviews afterall.
As far as clips go, finding is cake, but using them is kinda tricky.

All in all, I'm really glad Fall is here, it feels nastolgic to me. Anyways here's Minato again.

Have a nice day!

Episode 8

Here is episode 8 of Animation Horrors! Remember, requests are still open! Enjoy! And Happy END OF SUMMER!!!

Looming Dread

"Hey! Know that Miles_Kritic guy!? He's pretty funny, but I don't at all watch any of his videos!"

If you do this, I hate you. No not really, I can't back that up. Anyways, now that that's out of the way, seriously please support my videos, the more people watch them, the more of them i'll make. Simple right? Anyways, as you might imagine, sadly, I am blasted with work for Oktober Fest. It's all fun and games if you don't have to do it yourself. There are clips to get, music, editting, and voice recording. Fear not! As promissed, i'll record much of this process and narrate it, So that you too can see just what exactly goes one behind my work. Just a short sweet video though.

Anyways, i'll post that up and some other goodies sometime in November. Oh And now that Summer is pretty much over, there wont be a new "Things I Hate!!" every friday. Aww.

Um, Some more plans I have, sometime in December/January, I'll have to make a video with some of my quick thoughts and news and such to what I thought of 2011. Games, Movies,Books, uh New shows, real geeky stuff.

And then I'll also have to have my Top 10 movies of 2011. I WOULD make a "worst" movies list, but I haven't really seen any bad movies this year soo....not going to happen, at least of right now.

In other news, being Introspective CAN be boring. So, even though I HATE going out to being social, I am VERY MUCH, looking forward to a little, long and far away "gathering" of a Star Wars -Thon. More on THAT later on.

And again, all projects will be halted in October for October fest. So stay tuned! Lessee here.....uhh...
Well besides that, requests to do/review/anaylize anything is still open, for any of my shows, go ahead and do that! And I'll keep you posted with my written reviews, written over at TGWTG.com.

Feel free to follow me on Twitter, though I warn you I can see if you are or aren't. (?) In any case, get ready for an awesome 2nd half of the year with me, the Miles_Kritic, or the NearNerdyMilesKritic, or the, well whatever you want to call me. "Wierd monotone introspective man" whatever doesn't matter. Just stay tuned! Oh and happy 30 Years Mario, you've made my gaming life awesome. LOVE Listening to it's music. Here's some guy i'm obsessed with. Enjoy you'll be seeing him alot.

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Oktober Fest 2011 Promo

Click here to Watch

Ah, It's September. So, that means it's time for the Promo. So here's a few things you'll notice in it.

-Last year I got 1-5 views on each video in Oktober Fest. I put in alot of very hard work into it, and got nothing. So this year, I decided instead of spending 5 hours making a Promo, I spent about one hour making something Simple. Something that says "its here!"
-Perviously in the Promo I displayed which movies i'd review. This year, I'm doing every Pixar movie, so there's no point in showing them all.
-It's not going to be called "Pixar-Thon" It's just Pixar Movies.
-Adding in more this year to a "Character" reviewing these films, I've added 'Teddie' to be your host and display the logo. (The cute bear thing).
-I might add in watermarks, i'm not shure.
-I'll try my best to add clips, but keep in mind Youtube might take "legal" actions, so I'll give that a try and jump through some loopholes.
-And finally, i'm just going to say this now, i'm going to get arrested.......for my PUNS! I hope I get a good PUNishment. No but really, Keep your ears peeled for Pop culture refrences and musical puns.
-Well, I'll try my best to do start this Oktober 1st, and stay tuned and Enjoy Oktober Fest 2011: Pixar Movies.


P.S, Ideas for 2012's Oktober Fest are now being accepted.


~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Lessons!

Sadly, people failed Algerbra, so today i'm not only going to teach you some Awesome lingo you can use, but also some new words that, well describe me. Here goes!

Factoring Hectopascles (Yectograms). A Hecto is a prefix for 100 and pascle is a unit of air pressure (I belive) In short, it means you're useless. I'm calling you useless. Yecto is a prefix meaning negitive numbers, a large one. and gram, well like weight. So, again useless. Factoring comes from math that when you factor something, you're bringing it out.

Zeros-More Usless

Zetta (Zetta Slow, Zetta Sons of Digits) Zetta is below Yecto, and its a lower prefix. Adding it, means Uber or Ultra. the Term Zetta sons of digits is a plural way of saying, multiple people are extremely useless and lame.

FOIL. First Outter Inner Last! - It means you're using a "persona" in short, you're being a fake around people And I notice it.

Decillion, Googel, Googelplex - It's a big number almost infinty, but not quiet. Usually used like so "I can think of a Googelplex of things we can be doing right now"


Inverse Matrix - It means, well in short, it means you aren't progressing, you're doing the opposite.

SOH CAH TOA (Some Old Horses Can Also Hear Their Owners Approching) Comes from the mather terms Sine, Cosine, Tangent. Which means, well, it means yeah i agree, or you go that right.

Well Please Exuse My Dear Aunt Sally! Sarcasm, comes from the infamous line "Well exuuuuuuuse me Princess"

Tasteless Tetrahedra - Really all this means is you have no imagination or crativity (Loosing inspiration to explain the math here folks)

You're out of your Vector! Translates to, your out of your league, or not a chance, ect.

{N} Factorial! Another Insult, it means Worthless, BUT special, so it's also a complement.

Prepair to be inerated! It means you suck. Thats all it means really.

Binomials - another insult, it means you're worthless, or just a waste of my time.

Everything else is the same as you'd think, for example "Quotient Of Zero!" Means Impossible
Whats the product to our solution? Whats the anwser to our problem? Or maybe, What's the variable here? What's the question. (As in fill in the blank) And so on. So feel free to use them, you factoring Hectopascles.

And here are 5 words to describe me, and remember, i'm not AntiSocial! You might think so, but i'm not! I am
-Nihilist
-Melancholy
-Introspective
-Shy
-Loner

Yup, when asked thats what people said about me. Feels good I guess, oh wait...... See you all next time!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Space Cowboy's

Man it's sooooo zetta hot! Well with great heat comes great power. Wait, sorry wrong tagline. With great heat, comes great movies. And Cowboys and Aliens is an great summer film! Or is it? I liked it anyways. As usual, you can Click here to read the review.

Besides that, i've pretty much seen every summer movie from my list. Granted there are a few I didn't watch, but they where on my "maybe" list. The one's I really wanted to see where there, and I saw them. So I guess I had a "fun" summer, but I wish it had...... pft, like i'd post that stuff here! Anyways, summer isn't quiet over yet! So hopefull that means movie movie madness!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Review out now!

That title rolls off your tounge......
Anyways, I finally went ahead and reviewed this film, SPOILERS FREE! So if you haven't seen it, you can still give it a read!

Read the review here!

Anyways, enjoy and I'll see you later!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

One Month of Summer To Go.

In the words of Roxas, "My summer vacation is almost over". Now, i'm not on vacations,but I feel old now that summer is going to be over, i'm glad, It's hard to keep up with Things I Hate!! Every friday! Anyways, what did I do this Summer? Uh....this.

This is a comic dub I made based on a comic not made by me. Alot of it won't make sence, as you'd have to play the games, but it's still pretty darn funny. Editting and voices done entirely done by me, totally proud of it. What else did I do this Summer? I created a new Meme! It's Called Broda Says!
Click Here!

That's pretty much it for now, I'll need to work on my reviews, and really get back into doing MOVIE Reviews. Haha, I still have a lot of stuff i'm working on, request something, and I might do it. Anyways, that's all for now! Enjoy the last month of Summer!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Future Plans!

So I was thinking, for next March to have a "Marvel March Madness" Month, where I review the Marvel movies, that I was originally going to review for Oktober Fest. It'll be a one time thing, but maybe I can upload a review everyday for March? It'll get tricky, not to mention it'll be my favorite date ever! 3/14. Any guesses as to why? No it has nothing to do with....... er um, anyways, speaking of Infactorials MEET SHO MINAMIMOTO!!!

In the future once I get a Webcam and do REAL video's I might have my "costume" based on this guy. He's a rapid learning Binomial who's itching to FOIL all factoring hectopascles! First Outer, Inner Last!
Yay, nay? What do you think?

Finally, Oktober Fest is coming up and fast, again I will have the awesome Promo up some time in September, like the 15th or something like that. And then kick things off Oktober First with, Short Movies. Oh yeah. I can't wait to get Oktober Fest done and out with, IS EXCITED!

So remember, There will be a  "Things I Hate!!" every friday all summer long! How awesome is that!? Trying to stay awake? Check out Animation Horrors to keep those eyes peeled like an orange! You've been watching movies non stop!? Then drop a request! Movies, Albums, Top 10's or anything else I have up, PM me on my Youtube Channel a request of what you would like to see, No Spam Please!

That's all for now as far as plans go, stay tuned, and remember to go to TGWTG.com and check out my written reviews here!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Captain America Movie Reveiw

It's time I review'd Captain America, you all must be wondering what I think of it, so it's up.
Click to see the Review.

All in all a good summer entertainment movie. Alas, it's awesome. Anyways, Planet of the Apes review coming out soon as well, did I mention it was AWESOME!? Haha, enjoy.

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Plant of the AWESOME rises!

They say miracles don't happen twice, so what was last night?! I was by chance, invited to go see Rises of the Planet of the Apes last night. Another movie to cross off my list! What did I think!? It was AMAZING. Why, 4 words: MONKEY RIDING ON HORSE! OMG! Seriously though, It was nicely done and I thought it was AWESOME. Got frozen yougurt afterwards, can someone say a suidice on the rocks?

Check out the full "offcial" review along with Captain America's review next MONDAY, at TGWTG.com.

Have a lovely weekend!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Captain America meets Captain Awesome. (Me)

Saw Captain Amercia the other day. It was awesome. I figured i'd give my "fresh" thoughts on it now. Full offical review to come later on, not to far from now.

Anyways, where to begin? It's awsome. The fighting the smart jokes, the tender simple plot involing a guy who dresses in pajamas. Oh wait that's me at age 4.........so the movie is pretty good. It takes place in WWII so it has that whole AMERICA ROCKS SOCKS feel to it. The actors did a really good job, and they are very likeable in their roles. You see some familiar faces and some new ones, all a pretty to look at cast. Hey remember when Chris Evans was in Not Another Teen Movie?! Classic. I lawl'd. Anyways, its surprizingly a good film, and it has a lot of heart, and it is entertaining. It seems like they took what felt right and added it, and cut out some of the more useless scenes.

It doesn't feel too long, and you usually don't get bored, surprizingly. There is alot of talking, but it reminds me alot of True Grit. The conversation where so witty, you couldn't handle missing what they said. It's all around good fun, and has an atmosphere of summer fun. One of the better movies this summer. SMURFS!!!!

Watch this movie, If you like people getting tossed around and seeing a big blue eyed patriotic guy fight some red head.........did I just make a funny?

Don't watch this movie, If you're into realitic situations, watch the news and enjoy nitpicking at everything wrong with the movie.

So, let reality fly out the window for a while and enjoy Captain America. Full offical review coming soon, this is just my "fresh" take on it. Enjoy and more to come!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

First Post

It's friday, I have no job, no rules and no time on my hands. And If you belived any of that, you should close this window right now. I'm The NearNerdyMilesKritic, or the MilesKritic for short, to each his own. Anyways, first post! Woot. Maybe this will b e easier to keep up with what I do?


News: Well, nothing much, besides the good old Things I Hate!!


 Watch It Here


yes, that's still going on every Friday all summer long. I'll mostly post stuff on Fridays, MOSTLY. Stuff happens. I usually always post on twitter though. Just look for Near_Miles. I'm there. I usually post all the time, random stuff meeeeeh. What's that? Facebook?! Why don't you Face Book and study! Like I do! Sheesh, some people! Anyways, lets see how this works out!
L-ater!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic