Space Cowboy's

Man it's sooooo zetta hot! Well with great heat comes great power. Wait, sorry wrong tagline. With great heat, comes great movies. And Cowboys and Aliens is an great summer film! Or is it? I liked it anyways. As usual, you can Click here to read the review.

Besides that, i've pretty much seen every summer movie from my list. Granted there are a few I didn't watch, but they where on my "maybe" list. The one's I really wanted to see where there, and I saw them. So I guess I had a "fun" summer, but I wish it had...... pft, like i'd post that stuff here! Anyways, summer isn't quiet over yet! So hopefull that means movie movie madness!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Review out now!

That title rolls off your tounge......
Anyways, I finally went ahead and reviewed this film, SPOILERS FREE! So if you haven't seen it, you can still give it a read!

Read the review here!

Anyways, enjoy and I'll see you later!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

One Month of Summer To Go.

In the words of Roxas, "My summer vacation is almost over". Now, i'm not on vacations,but I feel old now that summer is going to be over, i'm glad, It's hard to keep up with Things I Hate!! Every friday! Anyways, what did I do this Summer? Uh....this.

This is a comic dub I made based on a comic not made by me. Alot of it won't make sence, as you'd have to play the games, but it's still pretty darn funny. Editting and voices done entirely done by me, totally proud of it. What else did I do this Summer? I created a new Meme! It's Called Broda Says!
Click Here!

That's pretty much it for now, I'll need to work on my reviews, and really get back into doing MOVIE Reviews. Haha, I still have a lot of stuff i'm working on, request something, and I might do it. Anyways, that's all for now! Enjoy the last month of Summer!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Future Plans!

So I was thinking, for next March to have a "Marvel March Madness" Month, where I review the Marvel movies, that I was originally going to review for Oktober Fest. It'll be a one time thing, but maybe I can upload a review everyday for March? It'll get tricky, not to mention it'll be my favorite date ever! 3/14. Any guesses as to why? No it has nothing to do with....... er um, anyways, speaking of Infactorials MEET SHO MINAMIMOTO!!!

In the future once I get a Webcam and do REAL video's I might have my "costume" based on this guy. He's a rapid learning Binomial who's itching to FOIL all factoring hectopascles! First Outer, Inner Last!
Yay, nay? What do you think?

Finally, Oktober Fest is coming up and fast, again I will have the awesome Promo up some time in September, like the 15th or something like that. And then kick things off Oktober First with, Short Movies. Oh yeah. I can't wait to get Oktober Fest done and out with, IS EXCITED!

So remember, There will be a  "Things I Hate!!" every friday all summer long! How awesome is that!? Trying to stay awake? Check out Animation Horrors to keep those eyes peeled like an orange! You've been watching movies non stop!? Then drop a request! Movies, Albums, Top 10's or anything else I have up, PM me on my Youtube Channel a request of what you would like to see, No Spam Please!

That's all for now as far as plans go, stay tuned, and remember to go to TGWTG.com and check out my written reviews here!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Captain America Movie Reveiw

It's time I review'd Captain America, you all must be wondering what I think of it, so it's up.
Click to see the Review.

All in all a good summer entertainment movie. Alas, it's awesome. Anyways, Planet of the Apes review coming out soon as well, did I mention it was AWESOME!? Haha, enjoy.

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Plant of the AWESOME rises!

They say miracles don't happen twice, so what was last night?! I was by chance, invited to go see Rises of the Planet of the Apes last night. Another movie to cross off my list! What did I think!? It was AMAZING. Why, 4 words: MONKEY RIDING ON HORSE! OMG! Seriously though, It was nicely done and I thought it was AWESOME. Got frozen yougurt afterwards, can someone say a suidice on the rocks?

Check out the full "offcial" review along with Captain America's review next MONDAY, at TGWTG.com.

Have a lovely weekend!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

Captain America meets Captain Awesome. (Me)

Saw Captain Amercia the other day. It was awesome. I figured i'd give my "fresh" thoughts on it now. Full offical review to come later on, not to far from now.

Anyways, where to begin? It's awsome. The fighting the smart jokes, the tender simple plot involing a guy who dresses in pajamas. Oh wait that's me at age 4.........so the movie is pretty good. It takes place in WWII so it has that whole AMERICA ROCKS SOCKS feel to it. The actors did a really good job, and they are very likeable in their roles. You see some familiar faces and some new ones, all a pretty to look at cast. Hey remember when Chris Evans was in Not Another Teen Movie?! Classic. I lawl'd. Anyways, its surprizingly a good film, and it has a lot of heart, and it is entertaining. It seems like they took what felt right and added it, and cut out some of the more useless scenes.

It doesn't feel too long, and you usually don't get bored, surprizingly. There is alot of talking, but it reminds me alot of True Grit. The conversation where so witty, you couldn't handle missing what they said. It's all around good fun, and has an atmosphere of summer fun. One of the better movies this summer. SMURFS!!!!

Watch this movie, If you like people getting tossed around and seeing a big blue eyed patriotic guy fight some red head.........did I just make a funny?

Don't watch this movie, If you're into realitic situations, watch the news and enjoy nitpicking at everything wrong with the movie.

So, let reality fly out the window for a while and enjoy Captain America. Full offical review coming soon, this is just my "fresh" take on it. Enjoy and more to come!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

First Post

It's friday, I have no job, no rules and no time on my hands. And If you belived any of that, you should close this window right now. I'm The NearNerdyMilesKritic, or the MilesKritic for short, to each his own. Anyways, first post! Woot. Maybe this will b e easier to keep up with what I do?


News: Well, nothing much, besides the good old Things I Hate!!


 Watch It Here


yes, that's still going on every Friday all summer long. I'll mostly post stuff on Fridays, MOSTLY. Stuff happens. I usually always post on twitter though. Just look for Near_Miles. I'm there. I usually post all the time, random stuff meeeeeh. What's that? Facebook?! Why don't you Face Book and study! Like I do! Sheesh, some people! Anyways, lets see how this works out!
L-ater!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic