Saturday, September 3, 2011

Lessons!

Sadly, people failed Algerbra, so today i'm not only going to teach you some Awesome lingo you can use, but also some new words that, well describe me. Here goes!

Factoring Hectopascles (Yectograms). A Hecto is a prefix for 100 and pascle is a unit of air pressure (I belive) In short, it means you're useless. I'm calling you useless. Yecto is a prefix meaning negitive numbers, a large one. and gram, well like weight. So, again useless. Factoring comes from math that when you factor something, you're bringing it out.

Zeros-More Usless

Zetta (Zetta Slow, Zetta Sons of Digits) Zetta is below Yecto, and its a lower prefix. Adding it, means Uber or Ultra. the Term Zetta sons of digits is a plural way of saying, multiple people are extremely useless and lame.

FOIL. First Outter Inner Last! - It means you're using a "persona" in short, you're being a fake around people And I notice it.

Decillion, Googel, Googelplex - It's a big number almost infinty, but not quiet. Usually used like so "I can think of a Googelplex of things we can be doing right now"


Inverse Matrix - It means, well in short, it means you aren't progressing, you're doing the opposite.

SOH CAH TOA (Some Old Horses Can Also Hear Their Owners Approching) Comes from the mather terms Sine, Cosine, Tangent. Which means, well, it means yeah i agree, or you go that right.

Well Please Exuse My Dear Aunt Sally! Sarcasm, comes from the infamous line "Well exuuuuuuuse me Princess"

Tasteless Tetrahedra - Really all this means is you have no imagination or crativity (Loosing inspiration to explain the math here folks)

You're out of your Vector! Translates to, your out of your league, or not a chance, ect.

{N} Factorial! Another Insult, it means Worthless, BUT special, so it's also a complement.

Prepair to be inerated! It means you suck. Thats all it means really.

Binomials - another insult, it means you're worthless, or just a waste of my time.

Everything else is the same as you'd think, for example "Quotient Of Zero!" Means Impossible
Whats the product to our solution? Whats the anwser to our problem? Or maybe, What's the variable here? What's the question. (As in fill in the blank) And so on. So feel free to use them, you factoring Hectopascles.

And here are 5 words to describe me, and remember, i'm not AntiSocial! You might think so, but i'm not! I am
-Nihilist
-Melancholy
-Introspective
-Shy
-Loner

Yup, when asked thats what people said about me. Feels good I guess, oh wait...... See you all next time!

~NearNerdyMilesKritic

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